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Knock, Knock

  • Writer: ViceviVicevi
    ViceviVicevi
  • Apr 30, 2021
  • 1 min read

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con…

OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Break a leg

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

 
 
 
Bar

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

 
 
 
Word

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

 
 
 

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