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Bear
- ViceviVicevi
- Apr 30, 2021
- 1 min read
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
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