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- ViceviVicevi
- Apr 30, 2021
- 1 min read
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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